The Slurping Ventriloquist

Yesterday I was minding my own business, eating lunch with the Bad Cute Kids, when suddenly this bizarre sound erupted in the classroom.  It was the sound you'd expect to hear if you blew on your arm to imitate a fart noise.  It was too loud and strange to be real, I was sure, so I looked around for the fart ventriloquist.  Lo and behold it wasn't someone doing fart imitations at all - it was the Barbarian finishing off her soup with a stronger-than-a-black-hole SLURRRRRP!